“Top-Secret Nonsense” – Classified Thoughts for the Humorously Unhinged

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“Top-Secret Nonsense” – Classified Thoughts for the Humorously Unhinged

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$16.99

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Shipping & Delivery

When will I get my order?

Usually, it takes 3–7 days to fulfill an order, after which it’s shipped out.

Where will my order ship from?

We work with an on-demand order fulfillment company with facilities worldwide!

My order should be here by now, but I still don’t have it. What should I do?

Before getting in touch with us, please help us out by doing the following:

Check your shipping confirmation email for any mistakes in the delivery address.
Ask your local post office if they have your package.
Stop by your neighbors in case the courier left the package with them.

If the shipping address was correct and the package wasn’t left at the post office or at your neighbor’s, get in touch with us at [email protected] with your order number. If you did find a mistake in your delivery address, we can send you a replacement order, but shipping will be at your own cost.

Returns & Exchanges

What’s your return policy?

We don’t offer returns and exchanges, but if there’s something wrong with your order, please let us know by contacting us at [email protected]!

Do you offer refunds?

Refunds are only offered to customers that receive the wrong items or damaged items. If any of these apply, please contact us at [email protected] with photos of wrong/damaged items, and we’ll sort that out for you.

Can I exchange an item for a different size/color?

At this time, we don’t offer exchanges. If you’re unsure which size would fit better, check out our sizing charts—we have one for every item listed on our store, in the product description section. Though rare, it’s possible that an item you ordered was mislabeled. If that’s the case, please let us know at [email protected] within a week after receiving your order. Include your order number and photos of the mislabeled item, and we’ll send you a new one or issue a refund!

Description

This notebook is for all your highly confidential gibberish, absurd ideas, and classified doodles. Whether you’re plotting world domination or just scribbling random brain dumps, this is the place to keep your ridiculous secrets under wraps. Perfect for the witty, the weird, and the wonderfully sarcastic. A hilarious gift for anyone who takes their nonsense seriously… or pretends to. Warning: May contain extreme silliness.

Whether crafting a masterpiece or brainstorming the next big idea, this notebook will inspire your inner wordsmith. The product features 80 lined, cream-colored pages, a built-in elastic closure, and a matching ribbon page marker. Plus, the expandable inner pocket is perfect for storing loose notes and business cards, so you’ll never lose track of important information.

• Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper
• Size: 5.5″ × 8.5″ (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)
• Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)
• 80 pages of lined, cream-colored paper
• Matching elastic closure and ribbon marker
• Expandable inner pocket

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!